As long as men massacre animals, they will kill each other. Indeed, he who sows the seeds of murder and pain cannot reap the joy of love.
—Pythagoras

Friday, January 15, 2010

Dicks are hard. Vegan isn't.


10 things harder than going vegan:
  1. Marriage
  2. Unwrapping a new CD
  3. Taking the flash off your new digital camera
  4. Entertaining a toddler for three and a half hours
  5. Adolescence
  6. Finishing Friday's New York Times crossword
  7. Texting when you're driving
  8. Answering the question, "do you want fries with that?"
  9. Sitting through an entire episode of Are you Smarter than a 5th Grader
  10. Picturing Sarah Palin as VP
And yet, when doing the above things, no one asks you, "What, are you crazy? You're going to kill yourself!"

Well, except for maybe #10.

( Oh, and btw, my new Canon Powershot kicks ass!! )

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